Zoomer Finds Hidden Gem on Steam: Half Life

Little Scotty Watson, 13, was perusing the Steam Specials page waiting for large Fortnite update to finish when he saw a game, Half-Life, on sale. He saw that it had good reviews, though he wasn't a big fan of the graphics because it looked "cringe". However, he had some funds on his Steam wallet (because his stupid Uncle Charlie got him a Steam gift card instead of V-Bucks for his birthday) and decided to buy it.

Scotty was surprised that the game was rather fun. "No cap! This old game was cool!" he said in an interview "The bad guys were very sus, creepy, and lots of weapons, plus it was only 5 bucks, great deal!"

Scotty tried to convince his friends to buy it, but then was made fun of and called a homosexual for "Simping over cringe s*t"